Ghosts, Haunting Me

swagmom2007:

when ur walking by people and they laugh

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“If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go”
Matthew Gray Gubler   (via astronomized)

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So I’m finally 17

conversationwithdeadpeople:

The Front Bottoms - Twelve Feet Deep

conversationwithdeadpeople:

The Front Bottoms - Twelve Feet Deep

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When he straightened again, there were six Harry Potters gasping and panting in front of him. 
Fred and George turned to each other and said together, “Wow- we’re identical!” 
"I dunno, though, I think I’m still better-looking," said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle. 

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My dad ran into an old friend of his today, and they were catching up...

Friend: "So how's your daughter doing?"

Dad: "Great! She's in college now, and she's doing really well. We're really proud of her."

Friend: "What's she studying?"

Dad: "Political Science."

Friend: "And does she have a boyfriend?"

Dad: "Actually, she came out as gay several years ago."

Friend: "You know that's... UNNATURAL... right??"

Dad: "No, I don't think so, actually. My daughter's sexual orientation is a biological reality. It makes biological sense to me. You know what doesn't make biological sense? Her damned cat walks on a leash. A LEASH. Just trots along on a leash like a damned dog. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. THAT is what's unnatural."

Best dad ever

hopelesshoping:

You Blew It!- Regional Dialect (x)

hopelesshoping:

You Blew It!- Regional Dialect (x)

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